Wednesdays at Liceo Baron

Another day of helping in the classroom. I think that if I actually worked at this school, I would want to scream at the kids, but as it is going in twice a week, I'm more amused by them than anything else. For example:

Carola (the teacher): Sit DOWN you little bastard
Student1: You can't make me!
Student2: How do you say thong in English?
Carola: That is NOT an appropriate question
Student: But I want to learn English!
Carola: No you don't
Student2: (laughs) But I want to know how to say thong in English.
Carola: Class is over. Get out of my classroom!
Student1: You can't make me!
Carola: (in english) Go to hell!
Student2, to me: What does "Goa do hell" mean?